Dating anywhere can be tough, but in NYC it can be unbearable. In order to help a bit of those who are dating challenged AMNY, a daily newspaper in the city, recently published an article with a few tips.
I can remember it like it was yesterday. The greatest advice my father ever gave me. He sat me down and said "Son, all you ever need to get close to a girl is a new loaf of bread and some ducks. Works every time. Just ask your mother." I can understand teaching a girl pool or swinging a golf club as a technique to make contact with your date. But at what point during feeding a duck in the park is there any potential to wrap your arms around a girl. "Here baby, let me help you with that twist tie. "
Plus you would never get to that point in the date. No new york girl would be like, HELL YEAH I want to go feed ducks in the park. I mean there are tons of amazing bars we could grab a drink at. But I'd so rather wear these new shoes and walk through a mine field of duck shit. Sign me up."
So to any single guys out there reading this, don't take your date to feed ducks in the park. Not unless you or your date is over the age of 85.
