Duck Duck Grope

Dating anywhere can be tough, but in NYC it can be unbearable. In order to help a bit of those who are dating challenged AMNY, a daily newspaper in the city, recently published an article with a few tips.

I can remember it like it was yesterday. The greatest advice my father ever gave me. He sat me down and said "Son, all you ever need to get close to a girl is a new loaf of bread and some ducks. Works every time. Just ask your mother." I can understand teaching a girl pool or swinging a golf club as a technique to make contact with your date. But at what point during feeding a duck in the park is there any potential to wrap your arms around a girl. "Here baby, let me help you with that twist tie. "

Plus you would never get to that point in the date. No new york girl would be like, HELL YEAH I want to go feed ducks in the park. I mean there are tons of amazing bars we could grab a drink at. But I'd so rather wear these new shoes and walk through a mine field of duck shit. Sign me up."

So to any single guys out there reading this, don't take your date to feed ducks in the park. Not unless you or your date is over the age of 85.

"Package" Design

I found this at a Walgreens Drugstore. I'm a designer and I do a lot of packaging design so I know there's no way in hell the placement of this microphone wasn't intentional.

If my penis was that big and contained a 100 songs I'd probably get way more ass then I normally do....if that was even possible.

One of you two doors needs to take responsibility and let me in.

WELCOME!

Welcome to ROSSSTAYPUT!! And for those of you who don't speak English. Bienvenido a ROSSSTAYPUTO!

I previously kept a blog about my travels called ROSSGOROUND. I had a great time writing it, and people seemed to enjoy it so I decided to keep one while I'm not traveling and living here in New York. I don't know what it will be about, but who cares. Let's get started...so AWAY WE DONT GO!!

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